November 16, 2006

The Doctor is In

Dr. Olive's 12-step program for comforting a crying sister who was reprimanded for wrestling with her glasses on:

  1. Bring her a stuffed animal
  2. Bring her her blankie
  3. Bring her another stuffed animal
  4. Bring her a hug and a kiss
  5. Climb up on the bed with her and pat her
  6. Tell her it's okay and that you'll stay with her to keep her company
  7. Pat her repeatedly
  8. Whisper to her, "Just wisten to your heart, and you can do it," while patting her on the chest
  9. Assure her that it's okay and that you really will stay with her to keep her company
  10. Leave to fetch the doctor kit and return with promises to find the "pwobwem" and to make her feel better
  11. Perform thorough examination while singing "Whistle While You Work"
  12. Call for a "gwoup hug"

1 comment:

Badger said...

Well heck. That sounds like it could cure ANYTHING. I feel better just reading it!