O: Knock knock.
LT: Who's there?
O: Baby banana.
LT: Baby b ...
O: (interrupting) Baby banana who! Peel me! Peel me! HAHAHA! (Pause) Clap for me! Clap for me! I take a bow!
This repeats for about 20 minutes, several times a day.
P.S. The other day, she posted a message asking if anyone had a metal detector she could borrow because she lost "something metal" in her yard. I would think if it was a ring, she would have said "ring," so I shudder to think what it is she really lost. Please let it be a ring. Please let it be a ring. Please let it be a ring ...