OK. So I Lied.

I haven't really been on Spring Break this past week. No, according to Googlism (props to Sinda for the link), I have actually been "in the hospital to have my spay or desexing operation." Other things you may or may not know about me:

I am:

• a very special lady
• currently implementing a grassroots distribution plan
• aware of the unnatural goings on in the house
• running for class president against Shannon (that bitch)
• on assignment counting bathrooms for the property pages
• the premier digital photographer in Sacramento
• the youngest member of the squad, also known as "Luny"
• currently working on "a treasury of Viking designs"
• a folksinger and historian who has performed with my band at Civil War reenactments and other events nationwide
• slowly budding into the top point guard in my class

And just to be clear, I am NOT a hyphenate.