October 5, 2006

Only 80 more days til Christmas

And exactly 0 more days to freak me out with this:

I'm sorry. I love Christmas and all, God knows I do (really, He does. And so do Michael's, Hobby Lobby, and Lowe's), but I can think of a bajillion more respectful and tasteful ways to remember my loved ones than this creepy piece of crap.

For $3 more, you can get it in gold plate, and for $13 more, you can upgrade to this. Eww. I've got to get off all these friggin' mailing lists.

3 comments:

Badger said...

HAHAHA! Dude, is was this very item that inspired me to post my big long Harriet Carter rant last December. Can you IMAGINE hanging that shit on your tree?

Badger said...

Er, "IT was...."

Damn, it's early.

Bookhart said...

I think that is the funniest thing I've ever seen. My initial impression was that it was something that evangelical Christians sent to their heathen relatives to remind them about keeping the "Christ" in "Christmas." I didn't initially get the "I'm sending this to you from the grave" reference. But either one works, I guess.