September 7, 2006

I'd like some fried fry with a side of fry. With cheese. And some ranch dressing.

As if this ridiculous offering from KFC wasn't enough to kill America, now TGIF has entered the fray with these. Because, ya know, there's not enough fried shit out there to clog our collective arteries, and, come on, you can never eat too much cheese. I so wish this was a joke. Good Lord.

6 comments:

Me said...

Ick.

or is it "ack," as someone drops dead from the heart-attack-on-a-plate offering?

Bookhart said...

I, on the other hand, thought, "man I bet those are GOOD." However, I will never allow myself to eat one.

Badger said...

Oh my GOD. I'm gonna have to enact a media blackout around here so my kids NEVER find out these exist.

Anonymous said...

Is it wrong that I want some? I agree it is horrible - but yum! The quesadilla looks awesome - but not as an appetizer - it would have to be a meal! And if I had it for lunch - there would be no dinner - for weeek.

Karla said...

I KNOW! I'm here in Missouri for a week, and am SHOCKED at what's going on with the TV. The fried mac n cheese, and then this ad where they show scary A-Rabs and tell you that they are out to kill you...and churches advertising and then there's this ad for a place called "Gleaning" where they sell used Bibles and religious music and stuff.

When did America become fat and fundamentalist?

Badger said...

Karla: about six years ago.