La Turista

So, for the rest of the year, will people automatically assume I'm lying when I tell them my age? Not that anyone really asks that much,...

So, tomorrow's the big day , and I tell you this only so I can tell you how I used that fact to scare the hell out of my mom this weeken...

Webkinz are The Devil. I am convinced. Peach received one from a friend when she was suffering from The Fevah , and she and Olive both fell...

Well, that was nice. Mama Turista's official retirement started off with a bang and a margarita or three, and the train kept a rollin...

Today is Mama Turista's last day as a working girl, and although Peach and Olive are a bit upset about the whole thing, I'm sure so...