- The french fries that fall out of the container and end up in the bottom of your fast food bag
- The ice cube(s) that you drop while filling up your glass from the freezer
- The diaper that you so know is going to be filled with poop and turns out to be wet with the lingering aroma of a righteous toot
- The diaper that you so know is going to be wet and turns out to be a near odorless, yet totally fierce, blow out
- The one shoe that you always see in the middle of the road
I've got a million more (okay, maybe seven), but let's start with these. You have until Monday. Carry on.